You Can Now Get a 99er of Beer to Get You Through the Holidays

The holidays can be a stressful time, but there’s always a way to offset the turbulence: drinks.

Well, the good people of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Quebec’s Couche-Tard convenience store chain have your best interests in mind. For a limited time, you can pick up a 99-can box of Pabst at participating locations to get you through whatever this merry season throws your way.

Before going any further, it must be mentioned that the deal is only available in Quebec.

As for the specs, they’re quite spectacular: 86 pounds, 34 litres, $132. And probably one hell of a hangover.

Caisse Édition Limitée 99 canettes

Durant le temps des Fêtes, Couche-Tard t’offre exclusivement la caisse Pabst Blue Ribbon Édition Limitée contenant 99 canettes. Ça devrait tenir le coup jusqu’au Jour de l’An.Tague les amis avec qui tu en profiteras ! #99PABST*Quantité très limitée !Consommez de façon responsable.Sleeman Draught 18 canettes également disponible en magasin.

Posted by Couche-Tard on Tuesday, December 12, 2017

So, what do 99 cans of beer look like? Let’s check in on everyone’s most trusted source of news – Instagram.

Here they are as the centrepiece of a very festive Christmas tree:

And here they are as the logistical nightmare you’d expect:


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Just a couple buds not skipping leg day:

Now, it must be emphasized that you should drink responsibly. The 99er is best split between a family of 12 (adults) and by all reasonable standards should last until the new year.

So go ahead and indulge – you might have 99 problems, but a beer ain’t one.