City workers in Toronto spent almost $2 million on penis pills last year.
The finding comes from a 71-page auditor general report looking into the management of the city’s employee health and dental benefits. It concludes that the number of claims submitted for impotence-related drugs is “potentially excessive.”
Toronto Mayor John Tory, meanwhile, is pleasantly amused to know his staff (hehe) is thriving.
“It stiffens my resolve — I shouldn’t use that word today,” said Tory when asked by media about the findings, adding that anyone who uses 500 pills a year should receive some sort of accolade. Perhaps he could offer some sort of annual bonus to the municipal department that racks up the most manhood medicine per capita.
Fleshlights for Parks, Forestry, and Recreation!
The city’s currently erected health and dental plan has no maximum coverage limit for employees who claim for erectile dysfunction drugs – and you better believe it’s being reaped. Thirty-seven claimants were reimbursed over $3,000; five reimbursed for claims over $5,000.
While Tory’s happy to see his members (hehe) enjoy themselves, he also said that evidence of fraud – a few penis pill pushers running a Viagra black market at City Hall, for example – would be punished in a “very aggressive” manner and that “terminations are an appropriate kind of penalty.”
Nice flow happening at the municipal level.
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