Listen, we’re not judging. But we know you go to these places. Maybe not for lunch during the work week (think about how many people would find out!), but definitely on Fridays at 1:28am when nobody is looking. Or at some point during any drive longer than two hours. Or any time you go to the US. Or whenever you find out that your ex is dating somebody new. Or whene – ok, that’s probably enough. You get the idea.
The point is, we support your decision to indulge every once in a while. And being who we are, we want to make sure that even when you’re eating and drinking at your worst, you’re still getting the best.
Don’t say we didn’t love you…
At Chipotle, You Can Order a “Quesarito”…
What’s the only thing better than a burrito, you ask? We’ll tell you: a burrito in which each bite has an equal dose of every ingredient. In other words, a burrito in quesadilla format. We know, we know; here, take a tissue. And no, we would never lie to you about something like this.
At Burger King, You Can Order Half-and-Half Onion Rings and French Fries
Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being indecisive because you want both. If you want both, damn it, you should have both! Leave it to fast food royalty to make it happen.
At Starbucks, Peppermint Mocha Isn’t Just Available During the Holidays
That’s right, folks. Most locations will still serve its “holiday” drinks well after Christmas is all wrapped up. Who says molten sugar can’t taste good in January? Not us!
At Taco Bell, You Can Make Anything “Spicy Green”
Chicken soft taco? Crunchy taco? Fiery Doritos Locos Taco? Doesn’t matter; ask them to make it “spicy green” and they’ll add a mysterious “creamy jalapeño” for some extra caliente kick. Arriba!
At McDonald’s, They’ll Probably Make You a Coke Float
Part Coke, part vanilla soft-serve, all glory. You may need to do some winking, nudging and swearing to secrecy, but it’ll all be worth it in the end.
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