Blonde bombshell Kate Upton recently confessed that the very things that made her famous – her size 34D boobs – are apparently the bane of her existence because, like, she can’t wear “spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs.” Oh, boo-effing-hoo. Here are six reasons why Kate Upton should be happy with what she has.
Flaunting her boobs is the reason she is famous
Although Upton says that she does not like the fact that “people constantly bring them up,” her chest is what has made her famous, as she has made a fortune out of bearing them for Sports Illustrated, Vanity Fair and Vogue, and is routinely photographed with them out in full force on countless red carpets and Hollywood parties. What’s that saying about biting the hand (or boob) that feeds you?
If she hates them now, she will hate them more later on
If she hates her God-given assets now at the ripe and perky ago of 21, she is going to hate them a lot more once she is no longer in her prime and strapless bras don’t always do the trick, let alone even thinking about going braless.
They are what make her as hot as she is
Although there is no doubt she is super hot, Kate Upton would not be nearly as attractive as she is now among the entire male population if it was not for her chest. Sure, she is pretty enough in a classic girl-next-door way, but when it comes to Hollywood, we have seen more beautiful. Picture her with a shaved head a la Sinead back in the day and with a flat chest – would she really be that hot? Now, think if Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, Rihanna or Halle Berry did the same… get the point?
She is an inspiration to countless curvy girls everywhere
At a curvy size 10, Upton is a far cry from the waif-like figures who have historically graced magazine pages and runways. She is even bigger than the typical Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret models, which was a refreshing affirmation for countless curvier girls everywhere who could now love their curves the way every man loves Upton’s. To some of these fellow ladies, her complaining is like a slap in the face, especially when she has claimed to love her body and boobs in the past.
There are more important things to discuss during interviews
Instead of whining about not being able to fit into racier swimwear, Upton should spend her precious interview minutes discussing her charity work, healthy body image and even fashion tips for fuller chested females – not ripping her boobs.
Her career won’t last forever, especially without her boobs
Sure, she is a hot commodity now, but her lack of real talent and pigeonhole persona she has already will result in a career that inevitably has a short shelf life. She should work with what she has got now… because one day she will look back on this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and only wish she still looked the same.
Ok, we are done with the rant. Everyone can go back to work… and to now Googling Upton and staring at her beloved (to everyone but her) boobs.
#LYNL | (Live Your Notable Life)
Cover image: Vogue Spain
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