10 Reasons Why Nutella Makes the Best Significant Other

Clear your schedule. Today is World Nutella Day.

This unofficial international holiday was created by fans to celebrate their love of the hazelnut-chocolate spread, which means we’re obviously stocking up and eating nothing but Nutella the entire day.

And while last year we gave you 15 Reasons Nutella is Better Than a One Night Stand, this year we’re here to tell you why it’s also your best chance at a lasting relationship.

If you’re in Toronto, there’s a Nutella Cafe. Need the perfect dip? No problem, they have something for that. Or perhaps your real Nutella fear is that everyone will steal it from you. Well, good thing there’s a way to lock up your favourite jar.

Regardless of how you enjoy it, it’s pretty clear you spend so much time with the decadent spread that it’s basically become your other half. Indeed, you’re in a relationship with it.

And here are 10 reasons we’re just fine with that:

It Will Always Leave You Satisfied.

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You Can Trust Nutella.

It’s Always Waiting For You at Home.

It Loves Spooning.

Nutella Only Wants to Spend Time With You.

It Looks Good in or on Anything.

It Can Always Make You Smile.

It Won’t Judge You For Always Eating Dessert.

It Always Wants to Be in You.

Nutella Only Wants to Please You.