You Can Get Free Cheeseburgers Today and Half-Price Pizza All Week

We at Notable Life believe strongly in the pursuit of living a healthy, active lifestyle.

We were rapturously stoked when A&W added vegan burgers to its menu, dug deep into the keto diet, frown upon Dr. Gwyneth Paltrow, and fully support Canada’s decision to ban trans fats.

That said, YOU CAN GET FREE CHEESEBURGERS ALL DAY TODAY (Tuesday, Sept. 18) as well as HALF-PRICE PIZZA ALL WEEK.

These unrelated gestures of gluttony come courtesy of McDonald’s and Domino’s, respectively.

First, the burgers: To celebrate Cheeseburger Day, McDonald’s will be giving away cheeseburgers to anyone who can stomach them for the same price as not eating them. The only catch, if you can call it that, is that you have to order the burger on the┬áMy McD’s app.

Domino’s, meanwhile, is offering one hell of a deal on pizzas to mark … literally no occasion whatsoever. From Sept. 17 to 23rd, all pizzas will be 50% off on two conditions: you order the pizza online and carry-out the half-price pie.

On a dire related note, here’s a list of health and wellness trends you can incorporate into your life hopefully immediately.