The 14 Funniest Instagram Accounts You Should Be Following Right Now

There’s a lot of unbearable crap on Instagram. Between celebrities, advertisers, pseudo-friends, and all the eye-rolling accounts we love to hate to follow, Instagram can easily be the world’s biggest waste of time.

But if you follow the right people, it can also be the world’s shiniest goldmine of comedic genius.

So rather than spending all your time looking at lunch salads, boring dogs, and cheesy quotes posted by all your most desperate friends, start following the accounts below and your social media experience will go from Instagram to Insta-gold in a matter of minutes.

And just a heads up that just about all of these are NSFW…

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unemployed professors
Witty, random, and usually very, very true.

CAN I JUST LIVE MY CANDY CRUSH-FREE LIFE???

A photo posted by Unemployed Professors (@unemployed_professors) on


fuckjerry
& fuckjerry.tv
We’re not sure what the name means, but it probably has something to do with being hilarious.

OG HIPSTERS A photo posted by Elliot Tebele (@fuckjerry) on

thefatjewish
Could very well be considered the trailblazer of the space, the pics are great and some of his comments are even better. We really don’t know where he finds this stuff…

These dogs fuck so much more than you. SO. MUCH. MORE.

A photo posted by thefatjewish (@thefatjewish) on


money

A little tamer than a lot in the genre, but still some great consistent content.

when u got 2 much swag A video posted by Branden Hampton (@money) on

americanfailure
“American by birth, failure by choice.” Self-deprecating, sarcastic humor at its social media finest.

Ain’t that a bitch

A photo posted by Claudia Marie (@americanfailure) on


Seinfeld 2000

Pop culture, overlays and “what ifs” through the lens of a classic sitcom.

true detective season 2 A photo posted by Seinfeld2000 (@seinfeld2000) on

beigecardigan
Don’t let the bland name fool you; this is some pretty hilarious commentary.


betches

A lot of attitude and a lot of laughs.

 

It’s too hot out here for a penguin. A photo posted by BETCHES (@betches) on

girlwithnojob
And we hope she never gets one.

What’s direct deposit?? #girlwithnojob

A photo posted by Claudia O (@girlwithnojob) on


boywithnojob

We’d be ok with him collecting E.I.

Literally me all the time A photo posted by Ben Soffer (@boywithnojob) on

satiregram
Easily the best spin on social media sarcasm. And if you find a post you’ve made in this feed, you have some reflecting to do.


digbyvanwinkle

Ya, ok, it’s a pet thing, but some of the pictures of these mangy, emaciated Ewok-dogs are straight up hilarious.

Q. What sound does a horse make? A. We-snore A photo posted by Digby & Aloysius Van Winkle (@digbyvanwinkle) on

bestvines
Some of the funniest people in the world, you’ve never heard of…and they’re using Vine.

⠀ Throwback Vine Of The Week! ✅By Keith Allen

A video posted by @bestvines on

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