Remember when this first date took over your Twitter feed?
Well, it seems breakups can be just as hilarious as bad first dates – especially when they happen on a plane… that hasn’t even taken off yet.
Last night, New Yorker Kelly Keegs found herself stuck on a tarmac in Raleigh, NC next to a couple that was seemingly ending their relationship. And since everyone knows sitting in a grounded plane for 90 minutes is basically the fun-quivalent of heading to IKEA on a Sunday, she did the only reasonable thing she could: she tweeted out the loud breakup as it went down (and then up).
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The result is a hilarious and disastrous exchange between two weary travellers who may or may not still be making out right now and a hashtag (#planebreakup) that’s been trending on Twitter. If only Charlotte was available for comment we might have someway of knowing..
This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she's SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 23, 2015
Guy: "is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Great. JUST GREAT. I'm so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: I don't care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "ITS JUST SO MEAN. DO I DESERVE THIS? WHY ARE TOU BRINGING THIS UP"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"I don't want to be this girl. I don't want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"Is that what you're starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
This is the greatest plane delay I've ever had
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "you don't even understand why I'm FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Why is this so easy for you? It's just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: "You need to calm down" Girl: "To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**silent sobs, lots of sniffling**
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
What the fuck? Now they’re making out. I’m not kidding
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Every time I open Twitter my phone freezes because of the mentions. Now I know how @onedirection must feel. #PlaneBreakup
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
So, invasion of privacy or fair game? Who’s invading who’s space here? Let us know what you think on our Facebook page.
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