You’re a professional.
As such, you can’t tell your enemies to f$ck off, slap them in the face, or get them to meet you in the parking lot after school.
Cause, you know, you’d probably get fired or face legal ramifications.
But that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your revenge.
Thanks to Ship Your Enemies Glitter you can now send the people you hate (or love, but just like to be mean to because you’re sick and twisted on the inside) an envelope that will explode with glitter when they open it.
Well, sort of.
As of right now, 22-year-old Australian creator and owner Mat Carpenter is experiencing the price of viral fame. Aka: the Internet is beating the glitter right out of him.
Just yesterday he posted this on his Twitter account:
@matcarpenter
ShipYourEnemiesGlitter with 1m visits, 270k social shares, $xx,xxx in sales, tonnes of people wanting to order. 24 hours old. For sale.
It turns out this happy bomb, filled with, as the website puts it, “the herpes of the craft world,” is proving to be nothing more than a nightmare for Mat.
So he’s stuck filling envelopes with glitter for thousands of people willing to spend $10 on the shiniest form of revenge you can buy these days.
Luckily, we don’t pity ridiculously successful ideas.
So while Mat has currently withdrawn the purchase option from the website, we won’t be surprised to see it up and running again soon.
After all, revenge is a dish best served sparkly.
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