Woman Tricks Herself into Identifying Athlete She Cheated on Boyfriend With…on Jimmy Kimmel

If you would have asked this woman if she cheated on one of her previous boyfriends and who it was with directly, she probably would have refused to answer.

Toss in a few detours, though, and she’s an open vault.

An interviewer for Jimmy Kimmel live recently hit the streets to ask people about the most impressive thing they’ve ever done. When he asked a particularly unintelligent blonde, she answered with, “I dunno, cheat on my boyfriend and not have him find out.” Obviously, she leads a life with very few milestones.

That was bad enough, and any reasonable human being would have stopped there, said something along the lines of, “Oh my God, did I just say that!?” and scurried away. Not this one, though! A simple wave of the hand dismissed the reporter’s reminder that she’s on camera, and she was more than happy to elaborate on the super impressive accomplishment.

She went on to name the boyfriend she cheated on (sorry, Ben!), that it was with a famous athlete, and finally exclaimed “I have to go!” way too damn late – right after saying the guy plays for the Tampa Bay Lightning and has the initials T.J.

Good thing she didn’t name him.

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