Woman Gives Hilarious Yelp Reviews Based on Past Dates at Locations

More often than not, we feel inclined to share our experiences of restaurants and venues with the world with the hopes of shedding some light on what the place is all about.

Chances are a few people will read your review and hell, maybe they’ll even check out a place that you gave five stars.

But chances are a lot of online reviews go unnoticed…but not these ones.

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Cue Natalie Walker, a 25-year-old actress from New York, who decided she wanted to review some places she had visited while on former dates.

Walker took to Yelp to share her reviews, but instead of reviewing venues and restaurants, she decided to review the dates she went on and shared her rants about her bizarre encounters with ex-boyfriend and her random hook ups (reminding us somewhat of Taylor Swift).

It didn’t matter if the food was great, or the movie theatre she went to was immaculate, it was all irrelevant if her date was a bust.

Her first review dates back to 2008 when she went to see The Happening, at Regal Cinemas..

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Natalie Walker/Twitter

Walker was then inclined to share her review of Cosi, which received a higher review, but only because she ended up dating the guy.

Natalie Walker/Twitter

Natalie Walker/Twitter

While watching Star Trek, Walker received a phone call from her ex over something trivial. Which led her to make out with guy she was with, thus resulting in three star review.

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Natalie Walker/Twitter

Finally the location that really pleased Walker was Time Square, where she snuck a guy into the hotel room she was staying at. The pair got into some heated making out, so she gave the spot five stars.

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Natalie Walker/Twitter

As much as we would love it if Walker could continue reviewing all of her dates, Yelp has unfortunately taken down her account. On the positive side, they did appreciate her ‘creative spirit’.

Natalie Walker/Twitter

Natalie Walker/Twitter

Luckily, Natalie’s hilarious Yelp reviews will live on forever on her Twitter feed.

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