Tokyo is taking things to the next level with this adult theme park

It’s exactly what it sounds like: an entertainment complex where you can bring all of your wildest fantasies to life.

Kind of. Not really. And it’s really more of a narrow building than a park.

What you can do is have an erotic conversation with an adult film star. Or share a drink with them. You can even have your photo taken.

To be honest, it’s a bit difficult to tell from the rickety translation of the website what exactly is possible at this place. What’s obvious is that this seems to be a truly bizarre experience. I mean, look at this:

The theme park is brought to life by the Japanese porn company Soft on Demand, which is primarily known for producing unique adult movies.

They’ve called their off-screen venture SOD Land, which is not good. Nevertheless, it promises “a unique menu and various options … from famous actresses to new actresses to the golden egg that will debut.”

There are five floors in total. On the first you’ll receive a warm welcome and be able to peruse what I understand to be a gift shop. The second floor gives you a chance to enjoy a relaxed drink with an actress, while the third is more of a comprehensive cocktail experience with seemingly more famous actresses. On the fourth floor is another bar, except silent. That means looking only. Not sure what happens on the fifth.

Getting in will cost you 5,000 yen (about $60 CDN), which nets you free drink and two merchandise items. There’s also a half-price option that allows you to browse for an hour, including a complimentary drink and DVD.

The premises claim to be fully corona compliant and waved off suggestions to delay opening. “Let’s open because of the time we’re in,” they said.