Teacher Writes Surprisingly Reasonable Response to Student’s Ridiculously Drunk Email

How many things do you think you could have gotten away with in a drunk email to one of your professors?

Could you have referenced his baldness? Labelled him a motherf*cking G?

What about promising him girls that could cure his hair woes and keep him ‘bangin’, or signing off with ‘good f*ckin’ yard’?

Well, one student by the name of Patrick Davidson wrote all that and more while seemingly in another dimension on his way to requesting an extension on his paper.

Conventionally, a terrible idea – unless you happen to have to world’s coolest teacher. Extension granted: