Talk about someone being on the “high seas” when they came up with this idea…
Everyone, please give a warm round of applause to fast food’s newest addition to their “longevity” line: Taco Bell’s Cap’n Crunch Delights.
What are they, you ask? Oh, sorry, you’re just drooling. It kind of sounded like a question.
Well, in case you care, Cap’n Crunch Delights are small, doughy doughnut balls filled with icing and generously sprinkled with bits of Cap’n Crunch Berries.
Yeah, for real.
And don’t even think about trying to squeak some health nugget out of this; they might be called Cap’n Crunch “Berries,” but that counts for “eating fruit” about as much as cannibalism counts for “being social.”
Starting on July 2nd, the feisty fast food chain will offer the new South-of-the-Border snacks in sets of two ($1; yes, one dollar), four ($1.69) or 12 ($4.49).
We look forward to seeing you on board…
