WARNING: this is definitely NSFW.
But here’s the thing: do you remember when you were cruising around listening to All-Star?
Well, that was 16 YEARS AGO.
So imagine everything you’ve done since then – like, say, becoming old enough to drive, drink, attend university, get a job, fall in love, travel the world, etc. – and replace it all with standing on stage singing All-Star or I’m a Believer (a song you didn’t even write) for 16 years instead.
Ya, you’d probably be pretty pissed off too.
So watching Steve Harwell explode on a crowd of kids probably too young to know that Big Shiny Tunes was a Big Shiny Deal (or even what a CD is, really) is kind of like watching an entire generation become the old crazy guy swearing at someone who’s dog just took a sh*t on his lawn.
It would be cathartic if it wasn’t so sad.
This isn’t an addiction taking someone far too soon. This is a one-hit wonder holding on for far too long.
So you go ahead and fight that crowd, Steve. Smash all their mouths. ‘Cause you’ll never know if you don’t go, you’ll never shine if you don’t glow…