We’re starting a petition.
Forgive the pun, but we don’t want a nickel back – we want it all back.
Meaning: we want to be able to remember a time when this band wasn’t busy embarrassing our country.
It’s gotten to the point where someone can actually listen to them for a week straight and essentially call it torture (though he did do it to raise money for charity).
All and any jokes aside, however, the band’s recently released single (the full album was released last November), “She Keeps Me Up” might actually be the worst song ever produced.
We’re not kidding.
These are actual lines you will hear more than once should you dare to subject your ears to the noise:
Funky little monkey, she’s a twisted trickster
Everybody wants to be the sister’s mister
Coca-Cola rollercoaster
Love her even though I’m not supposed to
Somebody actually wrote that nonsense and thought it worth shouting out to the world. Twice.
Obviously we’ve had to include it below but we’re being extremely serious when we say you can’t un-hear this…
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