Maclean’s Has Compiled a Definitive List of Every Person Donald Trump Has Ever Called a Loser

Is there anyone still out there who doesn’t think The Donald is a complete and utter a**hole?

Sadly, there most definitely is. And a lot of them, too.


But perhaps once they take into account all the people that this awful human has casually referred to as a ‘loser’, they might have some second guessing to do. At least, we can hope.

Writer Scott Gilmore has complied the definitive list for Maclean’s Magazine, and it includes such gems as Barack Obama, Jaqueline Goldberg (an 87-year-old grandmother), Roger Federer, and Ryan Matt (a guy in Phoenix).

Truly, The Donald has no limits when it comes to labels. Now, if only someone could definitively tell us what the hell that is on his head all the time…

Here is the full list (though we expect it will only continue to grow exponentially in his presidential run):

  • Alex Pareene, Gawker writer
  • Alex Salmond, Scottish politician
  • Ana Navarro, political commentator
  • Angelo Carusone, vice-president of Media Matters
  • Arianna Huffington, publisher
  • Barack Obama, U.S. President
  • Bill Maher, talk-show host
  • Bill Moyers, liberal activist
  • Brian Williams, former NBC News host
  • Charles Krauthammer, Pulitzer prize-winning columnist
  • Cher, singer
  • Chris Cillizza, journalist
  • Chris Jackson, basketball player
  • Chris Moody, journalist
  • Chuck Hagel, former defence secretary
  • Chuck Todd, journalist
  • Danny Zuker, writer of Modern Family
  • Dave Centrist, unknown
  • David Cameron, British Prime Minister
  • David Milne, resident of Menie, Scotland
  • Eric Schneiderman, New York Attorney General
  • Frank Lutz, pollster
  • Gary, a numerologist in Cleveland
  • Gavin Rossdale, musician
  • George Will, columnist and author
  • Graydon Carter, editor of Vanity Fair
  • Hisham Elzanaty, businessman
  • Jaqueline Goldberg, 87-year-old grandmother
  • Jay Leno, former talk-show host
  • Jeb Bush, Republican candidate
  • John Heilemann, journalist
  • John McCain, U.S. senator
  • John Stewart, comedian
  • Jonah Goldberg, editor of National Review
  • Karl Rove, political strategist
  • Lawrence O’Donnell, MSNBC host
  • Lord Sugar, English business magnate
  • Mark Cuban, investor
  • Michael Forbes, Scottish farmer
  • Michelle Malkin, conservative blogger
  • Mike Tollin, documentary filmmaker
  • New York Daily News, newspaper
  • Philip Crowther, French journalist
  • Richard Belzer, actor
  • Rihanna, singer
  • Roger Federer, tennis player
  • Rosie O’Donnell, talk-show host
  • Russell Brand, actor
  • Ryan Matt, a guy in Phoenix
  • Salon, news website
  • Sasha Baron Cohen, actor and comedian
  • Seth Meyers, talk-show host
  • Sheena Monnin, former Miss Pennsylvania
  • Stevie Wonder, musician
  • Terry Pegula, Buffalo Bills owner
  • Tim O’Brien, novelist
  • Timothy Burke, Deadspin writer
  • Tom Scocca, Deadspin editor
  • Yolie, LGBT activist