Calling all booze hounds, bartenders, and hopeless romantics – our Associate Editor needs your knowledge like he needs a stiff drink.
In fact, he needs to know about a stiff drink so that he can possibly enjoy one in the near future with a lovely young lady.
Living in Berlin with a handsome beard and carefree attitude, our Associate Editor stumbled upon this beautiful woman on Tinder (somehow managed to get her to swipe right on him) and, being the clever young man he is, opened with the follow line:
The only problem is that he’s not actually very clever and doesn’t have a clue what the drink in her glass happens to be. (In other words, he made a million dollar move and is about to follow up with a 10-cent shot.) With no garnish in sight, he is as lost as Coors Light at a Grey Goose party.
What is it?
So rather than give an answer as misplaced as an ice cub would be in a tumbler of The Macallan Fine Oak 21-Year-Old, we turn to you fine readers to help him out of this (bourbon) sour situation.
For real – help us identify this mystery liquid by commenting on our Facebook page.
No rim job jokes please – this is as serious as staring down a gin martini the morning after an all-night bender. We need to help this man meet this woman by knowing what green libation of choice she chooses to pose with. (Unless of course it’s absinthe, in which case none of this is even real.)
As for our bearded colleague, he recently completed a half-marathon, speaks both German and English, and even finds time to visit his grandma. In case we weren’t being clear, THIS MAN IS A CATCH.
He’s really pretty sweet.
Did we mention he runs marathons?
He’s even got style.
Not helping him woo this woman with the perfect guess would basically mean giving up on humanity, alcohol, and romance all at once. And that is simply not something we can cheers to.
So hold on, modern love, we’re coming for you one sip at a time.
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