Four Seasons Total Landscaping is the hottest enterprise in America. And possibly the world.
It’s been more than a week since Donald Trump’s campaign brought the modest Philadelphia business to the world’s attention.
In case you’re still in the dark:
The details are so absurd that even a deadpan report comes across as a comedy sketch. It’s like the best episode of Veep ever.
In any case, Four Seasons Total Landscaping wasted no time capitalizing on the fame.
Almost immediately, the company released a line of merch that includes a tee, crewneck sweater, mask, and stickers. Each comes with a clever slogan like “Lawn & Order” and/or “Make America Rake Again!”
A disclaimer: The company says it “would have proudly hosted any presidential candidate’s campaign at our business.” Nevertheless, it emerged later that the owner’s son posted some right-wing conspiracy content on his Facebook page. If that sort of thing matters to you, you can also get FSTL swag from artist and cartoonist Shing Yin Khor. Khor says he will donate a part of the proceeds to Democratic candidates in Georgia’s January runoff elections.
And for those who wish to keep their money out of partisan politics, there’s this free Zoom background from the site of the action: