Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade, aka the modern Zorro, aka the black Zoolander, likely aware of his impending decline on the court (he’s 33, after all), is probably starting to think about life after basketball.
And that life looks pretty… eccentric.
Wade uploaded a photo of himself in what can only be described as an elevated take on Jerry Seinfeld’s pirate shirt to preview a spread that will be released in the next issue of Esquire. The Huffington Post calls it a black, low-cut jumpsuit with a royal blue blazer worn as a cape overtop, but honestly, it’s so much more than that.
Let’s see what the internet had to say about this most incredible of ensembles…
RT @JuggernautBG: I hate ya’ll RT @nick_pants: pic.twitter.com/1EPahygkT9
— Charlamagne Tha God (@cthagod) August 12, 2015
Also, Russell Westbrook would like to have a word.
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