Bill Nye has finally explained the universe in terms we can understand.
Weaving between the kind of wondrous mind gazing that makes stoners’ heads explode and the everyday trivialities of urban Millennials, Bill reduces the vast expanse of energy, gas and dust in which we live to a relatable understanding of its actual purpose: to send cosmic guidance to white women in their 20s.
“Try to imagine the universe as a giant dream board on which women pin their wishes,” he says, demonstrating that the chaotic collection of matter scientists have grappled to understand since the dawn of time is really not that complicated at all.
A cast of hilarious female comedians – including Amy Schumer and Abby and Illana of Broad City – help illustrate these groundbreaking developments: