Your Instagram Likes Could Disappear Starting Next Week

Your Instagram Likes Could Disappear Starting Next Week

Just like we used to get high as teenagers and ponder what's at the edge of the galaxy, these days we sometimes imagine what would happen if Instagram just wasn't there one day. Well, some of us will come hella...
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Influencers Have Managed to Price Regular People Out of Celery

Influencers Have Managed to Price Regular People Out of Celery

Celery is unequivocally terrible. Nevertheless, social media influencers and celebrities have been peddling these green water sticks...
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Survey Finds the Only Thing Canadians Are Known for Worldwide is Dying

Survey Finds the Only Thing Canadians Are Known for Worldwide is Dying

Ask anyone anywhere what they think of Canadians and the answer that invariably returns is that...
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These Are the Best Cities in the World to Be a Student

These Are the Best Cities in the World to Be a Student

When I was trying to choose one of three universities to which I had been accepted,...
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Canada Apparently Has One Week to Avoid a War With the Philippines

Canada Apparently Has One Week to Avoid a War With the Philippines

If Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte is to be believed, Canada has one week to pick up after...
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The Simpsons Will Portray Justin Trudeau in This Week's Episode

The Simpsons Will Portray Justin Trudeau in This Week's Episode

Most Canadians will remember the last time our country played a starring role in The Simpsons....
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Free Shuttle Buses Will Take You to Canada's Best Parks This Summer

Free Shuttle Buses Will Take You to Canada's Best Parks This Summer

Canada is home to some of the most stunning scenery on the planet. The only problem...
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Canada Joins Hilariously Vague Alliance to Save the World

Canada Joins Hilariously Vague Alliance to Save the World

A commitment to climate protection. Filling a vacuum on the world stage. Showing solidarity. Defending existing rules....
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Europe is Getting Ready to Ban Veggie Terms That Confuse Meat-Eaters

Europe is Getting Ready to Ban Veggie Terms That Confuse Meat-Eaters

You'd have to be a real meathead to confuse a "veggie burger" or "seitan sausage" for...
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