Despite all the conceivable inconveniences and violations of personal hygiene, everyone’s probably pondered the possibility of fornicating in the sky.
And to no one’s surprise, now there’s an app for that.
With AirDates, joining the Mile High Club has never been easier. All you have to do is select your airport of departure, enter your flight details, and scan potential matches at your gate.
The real action, of course, happens in the air. You’ll be able to chat to your partners by turning on Wi-Fi and Bluetooth before asking the big question – “Your bathroom or mine?”
Promotional material for the app suggests it can also fulfill more meaningful purposes, like finding new friends in foreign cities. Honestly, it’s not fooling anyone.