16 Valentine’s Day Cards That Don’t Make Us Want to Throw Up

Roses are red, violets are blue, we’re sick of cheesy V-Day cards, and we bet you are too.

Sure, you’re in love, and of course you want to send your significant other a card. The only trouble is, you’re not a big fan of the typical lovey dovey, mushy wushy, I-just-vomited-in-my-own-mouth sentiments normally expressed in them.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t indulge in a Valentine’s Day card this February 14. Lucky for us cynics, there are some great ones out there that understand the true meaning of love and aren’t afraid to get real.

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And there’s not a rhyming couplet in sight.

1. For those with a strong appetite for love.
Scribbler

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2. Because nothing is sacred any more.
Julie Ann Art

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3. But PLEASE take our word for it.
NannaKoeKoek

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4. God bless tequila and all who sail in her.
JulieAnnArt

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5. It’s all about celebrating the little victories.
squidgefacecards

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6. Even if you do put bowls on the bottom shelf time and time again.
Julie Ann Art

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7. Well, Valentine’s Day is a special occasion.
Scribbler

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8. It’s a modern day sonnet.
Paper Source

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9. Sounds like a pretty perfect Saturday to us.
Catch22Cards

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10. Let’s face it, rhyming is overrated.
fancy.com

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11. Deal breakers? What deal breakers?
SiouxAlice

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12. Just know that once viewed, it can never be unseen.
ThePaperCub

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13. Love and some extra pocket money? Sign us up.
QuiteGoodCards

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14. I mean, those cosmetics don’t come cheap.
BettyTurbo

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15. The lesser of several evils? We’ll take it.
ThePaperCub

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16. For the times when nothing but straight 6Love is gonna cut it.
Drake O Gram

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