12 of the Most Horrendous Names Given to Innocent Babies

Nothing sets a kid up for a lifetime of harassment and insecurity like naming him ‘Thunderboy’.

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When Alberta released their annual baby names list late last week, we were pretty shocked about the lack of foresight exercised by some parents.

Thunderboy, Huckleberry, and Dazzlin were all real names given to innocent newborns across the province last year.

But as bad as these are, there are, of course, much worse. So we mined the internet to find some of the most appalling names out there – here’s what we came up with:

I’munique
Indeed. Way too unique.

Abstinence
…should probably have been practiced by these parents.

Like
Your child is not a Facebook status.

Rage
Kid probably threw a tantrum straight out of the womb.

Orgasm
Seriously. This could get incredibly tricky in the bedroom…

Phelony
‘Ph’ spelling is pretty badass. Should be felony-worthy.

Dikshit
Fine in India, not so fine in the English-speaking world.

Britney Shakira Beyonce
This is how you guarantee your child a failed life in the entertainment industry.

Sssst
Vowels are for suckers. And normal babies.

Blip
As in, a blip in the history of human names.

Creedence
With arms wide open, our condolences to his shortened name, Creed.

North West
Forgot for a moment that this is Kim and Kanye’s baby and just focus on the actual name. Not so awesome, is it?

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