Petra Stone

Petra’s got an internal guilt complex so strong half her paycheck goes to any homeless person who asks for money. Her mother thinks she’s a lesbian because she has yet to bring a boy home but she’s not offended by that suspicion. Since she was 12 years old, everyone's told her her metabolism would catch up to her but she’s still running from it. She knows every song you’re referencing, just scroll through the 5000 songs on her iPod and yes, she still has an iPod.