15 Reasons Nutella is Better Than a One Night Stand

In case you didn’t know, it’s World Nutella Day.

And while we’re not exactly sure how that’s different from everyday, any excuse to celebrate our favourite spread always leaves us satisfied.

Speaking of being satisfied, here are 15 reasons you should always choose to go home with this sweet treat rather than playing the pick-up lottery:

You’ll Still Want it in the Morning 


There’s No Such Thing as Bad Nutella 


You Never Accidentally Call Nutella By the Wrong Name


Nutella Will Always Text You the Next Day to Say What a Lovely Time it Had


You Don’t Have to Get Drunk to Want Nutella


Nutella Will Never Get You Pregnant


Nutella Will Completely Understand That You’d Rather Just Watch Netflix


Nutella is Always Sweet to You


Big Spoon, Little Spoon – Doesn’t Matter


There’s No Such Thing as a Nutella Walk of Shame


Nutella Likes it Any Way You Do  


It’s Italian – But it Will Never Wear a Soccer Jersey 


Nutella Won’t Shame Post Your Night Together


You Don’t Have to Worry About Using Protection with Nutella


You Will Always Love Nutella. Always and Forever.  



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